NaBloPoMo day 28: black Friday (a no-retail zone)

omg. literally. i can’t think of anything i’d less like to do than stand in line for 16 hours in the freezing cold in the middle of the night probably surrounded by super-annoying people, face a stampede of said annoying people, risk getting crushed against the automatic doors of some big box retailer, then run for my life to be the fastest and fill my cart with the last one of something nobody really needs. all just to save like $100. i mean. to Seinfeld this, what is the deal with Black Friday? just gross.

so, in protest, i present you with a bunch of other black things that are awesome. and have nothing to do with Black Friday. have a fabulous weekend, y’all!

The Black Crowes

black cats
blackcat
(photo: Black Cats Rule)

Jack Black
jackblack
(photo: pixgood.com)

black beans
black-beans
(photo: Simply Recipes)

The Black Keys

black sand beaches
Black-Sand-Beach-Montserrat
(photo: Uncommon Caribbean)

Black Forest ham
blackforestham
(photo: Schaller & Weber)

Black Velvets
blackvelvet
(photo: Celebrity Chef)

outer space
outerspace
(photo: Wikipedia)

this dress i keep trying not to buy and especially won’t today. on principle.
anthro_lbd
(photo: Anthropologie)

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